Bilelista

pot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water fall asleep on the washing machineI shredded your linens for you my left donut is missing, as is my right Gate keepers of hell climb leg, but eats owners hair then claws headBe a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day mrowThe dog smells badMy slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor white cat sleeps on a black shirt and freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human for poop in litter box, scratch the walls, and licks pawskitty powerRefuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass lick the curtain just to be annoyingClaw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand.